"The person who would like to make his dreams come true must stay awake." -- Richard Wheeler

MICE IN THE CHURCH

Three preachers were having lunch together at a diner.

The first preacher said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away.

The second preacher then said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I've set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won't go away."

With a grin on his face, the third preacher said, "I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"
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