FAIR FIGHT

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, a black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.

"Well Dad," said Pete, "I challenged that smartalec Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

"Uh-huh," said the father, "well that seems fair."